Cheers to the Birthday Girl!

Our friend April has pointed out to us many times that she has never been featured in our blog. Our response was to refrain from mentioning her for as long as possible, but today is her birthday and we just couldn't let the shut-out go on any longer. So in honor of the birthday girl we have created a special list--Top 20 Reasons Why We Love April

20. "Oops, I guess I should have pooped first" and other similar stories
19. Mind games
18. That tall dude she hangs out with. He's pretty cool, and so patient!
17. Owns more towels than anyone else we know
16. Hostess with the mostest
15. She's an "Us Weekly" person not a "People" person
14. Close personal friend of the Wooger
13. Entertaining to hang out with before she's had her morning coffee
12. Ran a freakin' marathon
11. Can replace the lightbulbs in her car headlights
10. Insert your own April-loves-the-Redsox story here
9. Partied with Prince at Paisley Park
8. Pillow talks
7. You know the sound a fork makes when it scrapes against your teeth? She loves that sound.
6. Karaoke skillz to pay the billz
5. Frequent Miss Blarney contestant
4. Not at all competitive--she likes it when everyone wins and just has fun
3. She promised to visit us soon (hint!)
2. Some people use sarcasm as a tool--she has elevated it to an art form
1. She's April!

There, now we can go another six months without mentioning her on the blog. Happy Birthday to Simon, too!